Things To Ponder

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? *How do a fool and his money GET together? *How is it that a building burns up as it burns down? *What was the best thing before sliced bread? *How come there aren't any B batteries? *How is it possible to have a civil war? * If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? * If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? * How can there be self-help "groups"? * How does a Thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold? Why is it that night falls but day breaks? * What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?

* Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it*
* Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with*

"And I quote..."

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't do the rabbit much good. R.E. Shay
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
I'm gonna live forever, or die trying. Joseph Heller
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye opener. Paula Deen

I'm Back!

The reason I haven't posted is because our computer was broken, but it's working now. :)Let's see, what's been going on this week...Monday,( now brace yourselves) Angelina, my baby girl goat, was..umm...eliminated. She wasn't doing so good, but Toby, the little boy, is doing fine. ..Umm, Wednesday and Thursday morning, Britt and I went shopping for a couple hours. I got some new clothes! they are SUPER CUTE! And I got your present, Brandy. What else..? I think those are the only interesting things that happened so far this week.

Being the true brunette that I am.....

My apologies to all the blondes who read this, but I just couldn't resist! :)
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pick it up, pull the pin, and throw it back! A blonde tries to sell her car with 250,00 miles on it, but no one will buy it. One of her friends tells her " maybe there's just too many miles on it. It's probably not legal, but if you take it to this guy I know, he'll turn the counter back to 50,000 miles." Thev next time they meet, the friend asks the blonde," did you sell your car?" The blonde replied, " Why would I want to sell it, it only has 50,000 miles." Two blondes are trying to measure a telephone pole. They keep climbing up and sliding down. Along comes this really big, musclebound guy and says," Hey, what are you doing?" "We're measuring this pole" says one of the blondes. So the big guy walks over, wraps his arms around the pole, pulls it out, lays it down, measures it , and puts it back. " Forty feet" he says, and walks away. " What a stupid idiot" says the other blonde, " we wanted the height, not the length!"

18 already?

The weirdest part about being eighteen is that i remember people like Dori and Heidi and Nicole turning eighteen and i was like thirteen and i thought they were so "grownup" and ...old. So its kinda weird that I'm eighteen now because, like any other age, it really doesn't feel any different than the last.( Not to that I was expecting it too.) Anyway, THANK YOU VERY MUCH to everyone who gave me presents. And to those of you who didn't, don't feel bad, I have WAY too much stuff already. :) By the way, my cake is Delicious !