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farmer jokes

Holiday in Australia

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a holiday. There he meets an Aussie farmer and begins talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large." Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows." The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those?" The Aussie, fed up with the Texan's bragging replies with an incredulous look, "What, don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"


There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought he comes up with a clever idea that he thinks will scare the kids away for sure. So he makes up a sign and posts it in the field. The next day the kids show up and they see this sign, which says, "Warning, one of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide." So the kids run off and make up their own sign, which they post next to the sign that the farmer made. The farmer shows up the next day to look over his field. He notices that no watermelons are missing but he notices a new sign next to his. He drives over to the sign and takes a look. It says, "Now there are two".

for brandy:

just to help the visual, here is a cabbage worm. i'm sure that you,being a lady, know what pantyhose looks like, so i won't post that. :) creepy little thing, isn't it? "It gives me the heebeedabajeebies." :D

This is the Hollywood Tower of Terror. On this ride, you sit an "elevator", and it's almost pitch black inside and then it goes up really fast and then you look out over the park from those really high windows for about two seconds, and then it drops very, very fast! And then it goes up and down a few more times and you like fly out of your seat. It's crazy. Brittany doesn't really like that one. She was almost crying into my shoulder the second time we went on it.

movie mistakes

These are mistakes in Pirates of the Caribbean. Look for them next time you watch it.


Just as Jack says, "On deck, you scabrous dogs," to the very left edge of the screen over Jack's shoulder is a grip crew member with a tan cowboy hat, white short sleeve tee shirt and sunglasses, just standing there looking out to sea.

When Jack holds the chain to Elizabeth's neck, and subsequently swings about, there are about ten links between the wrist shackles. When he tosses the links over the rope, before he slides down, there are at least fifteen attached links. Then at the blacksmith shop, when Jack sits at the anvil, there are eight links, and after he breaks it there are three links dangling from the right shackle and seven dangling from the left, totaling ten.

In the scene where Will delivers the sword to Governor Swann, watch the clock on the wall. When Will is waiting, the time is 09:45am. When Gov. Swann enters the room, the time is 09:40am.

When Jack sails toward Port Royal, he passes the skeletal remains of hanged pirates, to whom he pays a respectful bow. First, there are two wideshots of the skeletons, then in the close-up they are actually wearing more clothing, particularly the strapping middle guy, whose head position differs, and his straw hat is larger as well.

Cailfornia Adventure Park

This is Paradise Pier in California Adventure Park. The big roller coaster is California Screamin'. Inside the mickey head is where it goes upside-down. Paradise Pier is really beautiful, especially at night.

well...we did have fun, but yes, we did get sick. Nicole and Britt had it worst I think. But I'm still glad I went. The rides were super fun, especially California Screamin', a huge roller coaster that goes super fast and upside-down! That's my favorite ride in California adventure. I think my favorite Disneyland ride is the Indiana Jones ride.

hello from Mickey!

i don't have my pictures on here yet. hopefully i will soon. Disneyland was great~ of course!

precious

jersey calves are so cute. they're like little deer. i especially love their big, dreamy,brown eyes. 8)

senior trip! party time! oh yeah!

Aimee, Brittany, Nicole, and me(Kayla). That's all. Tomorrow, the four of us are leaving for California. We are going to Disneyland, California Adventure, and Knott's Berry Farm. I'm so excited. And nervous. And I do not like flying at all. But it's going to be so much fun! We leave tomorrow and come back Saturday. So no posting for me for awhile. I know this a great loss to the world of blogging but you will all just have to be strong. :) Okay...maybe that might be a little of an exageration. Anyway, see you all later!

A guy goes online looking for brains. He sees a red head brain for $2,000, a brunette brain for $1,000, and a blonde brain for $6,000.The guy asks his friend why the blonde brain is so much and his friend said, "Because it's never been used."

A duck hunter needed a new bird dog, so he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve the duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a true pessimist and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend saw everything but didn't say a single word. On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything funny about my new dog?" "I sure did," responded his friend. "He can't swim!"

Two rednecks, Jethro and Fester, meet on a country road. Jethro is carrying a big bag labeled, “CHICKENS”."CHICKENES, eh?" says the Fester.
"Hmmmm, if I guesses how many chickens you gots in dat there bag, will you give me one?"
"Heck," says the Jethro, "Iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of em.
"Fester scratches his head and guesses, "Ummmm... five?!!"

What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?
"Hey ya'll. Watch this!"

These are from an issue of Reader's Digest:

I found this in the classified ads of my local newspaper," Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes; College Edition Webster's Dictionary, like new; thesarus, not used. All in excellent condition. No longer needed...recently married. Wife knows everything."

Here was a tempting offer: Ford 9N, $2,750. New tires and chains, trip bucket. Wife says tractor goes or she goes. Gave it alot of thought. Good appearance, solid, great shape for the age. Works hard without complaining. Same can be said for tractor."

...i do love winnie the pooh...

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
Winnie the Pooh

Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day. Winnie the Pooh

Some people care too much, I think it's called love. Winnie the Pooh

"I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit. "No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it along the way."
Winnie the Pooh

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