Being the true brunette that I am.....

My apologies to all the blondes who read this, but I just couldn't resist! :)
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pick it up, pull the pin, and throw it back! A blonde tries to sell her car with 250,00 miles on it, but no one will buy it. One of her friends tells her " maybe there's just too many miles on it. It's probably not legal, but if you take it to this guy I know, he'll turn the counter back to 50,000 miles." Thev next time they meet, the friend asks the blonde," did you sell your car?" The blonde replied, " Why would I want to sell it, it only has 50,000 miles." Two blondes are trying to measure a telephone pole. They keep climbing up and sliding down. Along comes this really big, musclebound guy and says," Hey, what are you doing?" "We're measuring this pole" says one of the blondes. So the big guy walks over, wraps his arms around the pole, pulls it out, lays it down, measures it , and puts it back. " Forty feet" he says, and walks away. " What a stupid idiot" says the other blonde, " we wanted the height, not the length!"