These are from an issue of Reader's Digest:
I found this in the classified ads of my local newspaper," Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes; College Edition Webster's Dictionary, like new; thesarus, not used. All in excellent condition. No longer needed...recently married. Wife knows everything."
Here was a tempting offer: Ford 9N, $2,750. New tires and chains, trip bucket. Wife says tractor goes or she goes. Gave it alot of thought. Good appearance, solid, great shape for the age. Works hard without complaining. Same can be said for tractor."
I found this in the classified ads of my local newspaper," Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes; College Edition Webster's Dictionary, like new; thesarus, not used. All in excellent condition. No longer needed...recently married. Wife knows everything."
Here was a tempting offer: Ford 9N, $2,750. New tires and chains, trip bucket. Wife says tractor goes or she goes. Gave it alot of thought. Good appearance, solid, great shape for the age. Works hard without complaining. Same can be said for tractor."
11 Comments:
It would be handy to have anybody that knows everything. Quick reference.
By Mike, at 11:45 AM, March 06, 2006
pretty much.
By amanda, at 6:49 PM, March 06, 2006
INDEED wow..
By Brandy, at 6:57 PM, March 06, 2006
I've read the first one before but I love it. Very very funny.
By Gloria, at 8:36 PM, March 06, 2006
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
By ~*!*~Abby~*!*~, at 10:34 AM, March 09, 2006
please...
By ~*!*~Abby~*!*~, at 3:25 PM, March 09, 2006
...post...
By ~*!*~Abby~*!*~, at 3:25 PM, March 09, 2006
...sumtin...
By ~*!*~Abby~*!*~, at 3:25 PM, March 09, 2006
...new...
By ~*!*~Abby~*!*~, at 3:25 PM, March 09, 2006
!!!:)
By ~*!*~Abby~*!*~, at 3:26 PM, March 09, 2006
Those are funny
*abby you are crazzzzy!:P
By ~Em~, at 8:40 PM, March 10, 2006
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