Redneck Definitions

MOUSE
Whut eats the grain in the barn.

PROMPT
Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.

PORT
Fancy Flatlander wine

SOFTWARE
Them plastic forks and knifs.

FLOPPY DISC
Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.

HARD DRIVE
Gettin home in the winter time.

KEYBOARD
Whar ya hang the keys.

DOT MATRIX
Old Dan Matrix's wife.

LOG ON
Makin a wood stove hotter.

CHIP
Munchies fer the TV.

MOUSE PAD
That hippie talk fer the rat hole.

MAINFRAME
Holds up the barn roof.

ENTER
Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"

MODEM
Whut cha did to the hay fields.

LOG OFF
Don't add no more wood.

BYTE
Whut them flys do.

WINDOWS
Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.

MICRO CHIP
Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.

MONITOR
Keepin an eye on the wood stove.

SCREEN
Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.

DOWNLOAD
Gettin the farwood off the truk.

RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY
Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.

RAM
That thar thing whut splits the farwood.

MEGA HERTZ
When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.

LAP TOP
Whar the kitty sleeps.