If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

The pen is mightier than the sword -- if the sword is very small and the pen is real sharp.