Things To Ponder

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? *How do a fool and his money GET together? *How is it that a building burns up as it burns down? *What was the best thing before sliced bread? *How come there aren't any B batteries? *How is it possible to have a civil war? * If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? * If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? * How can there be self-help "groups"? * How does a Thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold? Why is it that night falls but day breaks? * What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?

* Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it*
* Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with*