A guy goes online looking for brains. He sees a red head brain for $2,000, a brunette brain for $1,000, and a blonde brain for $6,000.The guy asks his friend why the blonde brain is so much and his friend said, "Because it's never been used."
A duck hunter needed a new bird dog, so he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve the duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a true pessimist and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend saw everything but didn't say a single word. On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything funny about my new dog?" "I sure did," responded his friend. "He can't swim!"
Two rednecks, Jethro and Fester, meet on a country road. Jethro is carrying a big bag labeled, “CHICKENS”."CHICKENES, eh?" says the Fester.
"Hmmmm, if I guesses how many chickens you gots in dat there bag, will you give me one?"
"Heck," says the Jethro, "Iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of em.
"Fester scratches his head and guesses, "Ummmm... five?!!"
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?
"Hey ya'll. Watch this!"
A duck hunter needed a new bird dog, so he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve the duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a true pessimist and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend saw everything but didn't say a single word. On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything funny about my new dog?" "I sure did," responded his friend. "He can't swim!"
Two rednecks, Jethro and Fester, meet on a country road. Jethro is carrying a big bag labeled, “CHICKENS”."CHICKENES, eh?" says the Fester.
"Hmmmm, if I guesses how many chickens you gots in dat there bag, will you give me one?"
"Heck," says the Jethro, "Iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of em.
"Fester scratches his head and guesses, "Ummmm... five?!!"
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?
"Hey ya'll. Watch this!"
11 Comments:
blonde brains are also quite rare :)
By Brandy, at 8:59 PM, March 09, 2006
Not really, there seems to be a lot of people useing them.
By Mike, at 7:52 AM, March 10, 2006
lol, those are good ones.
By coolnclever, at 9:38 AM, March 10, 2006
lol I reallty like the last two:)!!!!!
By Andrea, at 11:17 AM, March 10, 2006
If you noticed the the
blonde brain goes for 6,000,
the red head brain goes for 2,000,
the brunette brain goes for 1,000. So us brunettes must think the most since it is the cheapest. Right?
By Gloria, at 4:50 PM, March 10, 2006
that is so mean:(
By amanda, at 6:41 PM, March 10, 2006
:) those are so funny!lol
By ~Em~, at 8:38 PM, March 10, 2006
lol,those are sooooo good!!!!
By ~*!*~Abby~*!*~, at 4:31 PM, March 12, 2006
i like the last redneck one:)
not the other one.
By amanda, at 7:58 PM, March 12, 2006
Mana your a bun!:P
By ~Em~, at 9:54 PM, March 12, 2006
pretty much,but why?
By amanda, at 11:44 AM, March 15, 2006
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