Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?

LA Police Department:
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.

Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road.
I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
I don't know any chickens.
I have never known any chickens.

Dr. Suess: Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!

Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.

Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens
will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.

Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road,
and that was good enough for us.

Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Karl Marx:
It was a historical inevitability.

Saddam Hussain:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion
and we were quite justified in dropping
50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Ronald Reagan:
What chicken?

Captain James T. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Fox Mulder:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes.
How many more chickens have
to cross before you believe it?

Machiavelli:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road.
Who cares why?
The end of crossing the road justifies
whatever motive there was.

Bill Gates:
I have just released Chicken Coop 98,
which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs,
file your important documents,
and balance your check book --
and Explorer is an inextricable
part of the operating system.

Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or
did the road move beneath the chicken?