Stuff 'n' Nonsense

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

The Jigsaw Puzzle

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says," Please come over here and help me...I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started.

Her boyfriend asks," What's it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says," According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then turns to her and says," First of all, we're not going to be able to assemble theses pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He held her hand and said," Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then..........", he sighed," let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

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