i really do like blondes............
An Irishman, a Mexican, and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, " Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunchbox and exclaimed, " Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off too."
The blonde opened his lunchbox and said, "Bologna agian. If I get bologna one more time I'm going to jump too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunchbox, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunchbox, saw a burrito and jumped too.
The blonde guy opened his lunchbox, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, " If I'd known how really tired of corned beef and cabbage he was I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept. "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas. I didn't realize he hated burritos so much!"
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
.................are you ready for it?.....................
"Hey, don't look at me," she said, " he makes his own lunch!"
The Mexican opened his lunchbox and exclaimed, " Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off too."
The blonde opened his lunchbox and said, "Bologna agian. If I get bologna one more time I'm going to jump too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunchbox, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunchbox, saw a burrito and jumped too.
The blonde guy opened his lunchbox, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, " If I'd known how really tired of corned beef and cabbage he was I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept. "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas. I didn't realize he hated burritos so much!"
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
.................are you ready for it?.....................
"Hey, don't look at me," she said, " he makes his own lunch!"
5 Comments:
LOL - heard it before, but it's still funny:) because this time it's a guy....not one of us:D
By Brandy, at 5:04 PM, October 02, 2005
ouch! I'm not that blonde, am I?
By Cassi, at 10:38 PM, October 02, 2005
Very Funny! I love blonde chokes.
By Gloria, at 8:46 PM, October 03, 2005
chokes? :)
By Brandy, at 10:27 PM, October 03, 2005
JOKES! Sorry I have a habit of typing the wrong letter.
By Gloria, at 1:52 PM, October 08, 2005
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