Stuff 'n' Nonsense

Thursday, April 27, 2006

okay, okay, i'll do it too

just to let you know, i did this this on Monday, so some of the info might be slightly off, but most of its pretty accurate. : )


1. Where were you when it turned 2006?
I think at Top's house...I really don't remember.

2. How did you get the idea for your myspace name?
My blog name was probably inspired by Winnie the Pooh :)

3. What song are you listening to right now?
Voice Of Truth by Casting Crowns

4. Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?
Not that I remember...

5. What color underwear are you wearing?

...I'm not telling

6. Do you own a iPod?
No

7. What did you do this morning?
umm, shower, breakfast, school...

8. What does your dad do for a living?
He's a dairy farmer

9. Where do you work?
At my Uncle Jim's buther shop, I clean-up : p

11. What are the last 2 digits in my phone number?

cell: 53 home: 02

12. What was the last song u listened to?
Friends by Michael W. Smith

13. Who was with you?
Nobody

14. What was the last movie you watched?
Fun with Dick and Jane, which is like the dumbest movie ever.

15. What do you dislike at the moment?
Actually I'm in a good mood, so nothing comes to mind. Oh wait, I think I have to clean up sausage at work tomorrow. Eewww!

16. What food do you crave right now?
Well, not sausage. :) Some cheese actually. I like to eat cheese lately.

17. Did you dream last night?

Yes, and the night before, and the night before. I usually remember my dreams, too.

18. What was the last TV show you watched?

Food Network Star!

19. What is your favorite piece of jewelry?
Hmm, my promise ring from parents, my Huguenot cross necklace from Oma, or my sweet sixteen necklace from Aimee.

20. Name someone on your Top 8 who is like you?

my "Top 8"? no idea what that means.

21. What was the last thing you ate?
Pound cake, yum!

22. Who is your best friend of the opposite sex?
hmm, probably Josh (?)

21. Who last text messaged you?
That's never happened

24. Are you on any medication?
(laughing) Right now? :)
No, I'm not, but let me tell you, NyQuil does wonders for colds. :)


25. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Umm, it's a single bed, so... the middle.

26. What color shirt are you wearing?
Brown

27. What color is your razor?

interesting question...Blue-ish purple and pearly white to be exact.

28. What is your favorite frozen treat?
ICE CREAM! don't ask me to pick a flavor though....we'll be here forever.

29. How many piercings do you have?
well, I have two ears, and one piercing in each, so ..., two.

30. What's your favorite store?

Hmm, probably New York and Company, but I like other stores too.

31. Are you thirsty right now?

Parched, actually.

32. Can you imagine yourself ever getting married?
Yes

33. Who's someone you haven't seen in a while and miss?

The DeVos family,.... my friends from the conference....

34. What did you do last night?

Josh and Aimee came over after church, I made some cookies for them, we watched the end of Food Network Star, and then I went to bed.

35. Do you care what people think about you?
Yes. Of course, some people's opinions matter more than others. Like people I know are
more important than people I don't know.


36. Have you ever done something to instigate trouble?
Hehehe ; )
...I mean, No, of course not. No way.

hehehe

37. Do you like your hair?

Yes, I do. Most of the time anyway.

38. what is your fav shampoo?
Thermasilk

39. When was the last time you went to the mall?
umm, last week.....Friday evening, I think.

40. What are your font colors on MSN?
?????

41. Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?
Only my mom, sisters or grandmas

42. Where do you live?
At my house, duh!

43. Are you an aggressive driver?

No. Not in my opinion anyway.

44. Who is your cell phone carrier?
Nextel.

45. Do you like the person who posted this last?
well, I copied this from Gloria's blog and yes I do like her :)

46. Do you know their Birthday?
yeah, March 6

47. What is the thing that you would most like to change about you?
I wish I was a little more outgoing. I'm working on that, but it's kinda hard for me.

48. What color is your car?
"Powder Blue", or so I've been told.

49. What do you smell like right now?

Hopefully my perfume Tommy Girl

50. What is your favorite color?
Lavender, Aqua, or Light Green, like the light green VW Bugs. Not Lime green, Light green.

51. Do you like mustard?

Sometimes

52. What do you tell yourself when times get hard?
"I don't have to get through this by myself because God is with me, helping, strengthening ,and working out His perfect plan for me."

53. Would you ever sky dive?
Actually, yes.

54. Do you sleep on your side, tummy or back or head?
Usually on either side. .....is it even possible to sleep on your head?

55. What character from a movie most reminds you of yourself?
I have no idea.

56. Have you ever bid for something on eBay?
Oh yeah, lots of times. Mostly vintage winnie the pooh stuff for my collection.

57. What do you think of Angelina Jolie being pregnant?

I couldn't care less. Unless she's not married, then that's not good.

58. Do you enjoy giving hugs?
Depends who to. : )

59. Would you consider yourself to be fashionable?
Well....more than I used to be. I don't know.

60. Do you own a digital camera?
No

61. What celebrities have you been compared to?
None come to mind

62. Who is your favorite Star Wars character?

Annikin and Padme in Episode II and part of III

63. Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do?
Yeah

64. What books, if any, have made you cry?

The Bible and my devotional book sometimes

65. What are you allergic to?
Bee Pollen when taken like medicine, and also Tea Tree Oil.

66. Are you a jealous person?
I don't think so, I'm pretty content actually

67. If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name be?
Whatever my parents wanted

the last of my three favorite flowers

lavender is my third favorite flower.
i think it is very pretty, and i also love the smell.
i actually have a lavender spray that i spray on my pillows at night. its very calming.

History of Lavender
The ancient Greeks called the lavender herb nardus, after the Syrian city of Naarda. It was also commonly called nard.
During Roman times, flowers were sold for 100 denarii per pound, which was about the same as months wage for a farm labourer or 50 haircuts from the local barber. Lavender was commonly used in Roman baths to scent the water, and it was thought to restore the skin. When the Roman Empire conquered southern Britain, the Romans introduced lavender.
During the height of the Plague, glove makers at Grasse would scent their leathers with lavender oil, and this was claimed to ward off the Plague. This story could have some validity as the Plague was transmitted by fleas, which lavender is known to repel.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

another boring flower post :)

i love this time of year because the lilacs start blooming.
lilacs are another of my favorite flowers.

i think they smell so wonderful.

Friday, April 21, 2006

roses are not my favorite, but i thought this was a really pretty picture anyway.
these next three are gerbera daisies.
they are definately one of my favorite flowers.

i think this one looks like the sun...

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Bedtime

Chubby little boy
laying in my lap
Little eyelids drooping
fighting for a nap

Sleepy little girl
asking me to sing
Blue eyes gently closing
How I love to watch you dream

Footie 'jamas
Starry skies
Blankets soft as lullabies
Lights are low
for sleepy eyes
Babies dreaming sweet tonight


this poem is about my baby brother Phil and my little sister Erica. ( yes, i wrote it)

Monday, April 17, 2006

Are You a Professional?


The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


Open the refrigerator put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. Wrong Answer!

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?


Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.


4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?



Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.


According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

color test

PREFACE: IN THE TELECOMMUNICATIONS FIELD YOU MUST BE ABLE TO DISTINGUISH COLORS WITH-IN MULTI -CONDUCTOR CABLES. THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENT COLORED WIRES CONTAINED IN A SINGLE CABLE. BELOW, YOU WILL FIND WORDS WRITTEN IN DIFFERENT COLORS. AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN, READ ALOUD THE COLOR THAT EACH WORD IS WRITTEN IN.....NOT THE ACTUAL WORD THAT'S WRITTEN.






GREEN YELLOW BLUE ORANGE WHITE RED GREEN BLUE ORANGE YELLOW WHITE GREEN RED BLUE WHITE GREEN ORANGE YELLOW ORANGE BLUE GREEN RED WHITE YELLOW RED BLUE YELLOW ORANGE RED WHITE



ACTUALLY, THIS TEST IS CHECKING YOUR BRAINS ABILITY TO SEPARATE THE LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS AND RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS. THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR BRAIN IS TRYING TO TELL YOU TO READ THE WORD, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME, THE RIGHT SIDE OF YOUR BRAIN IS TRYING TO TELL YOU TO IDENTIFY THE COLOR!!!

Monday, April 10, 2006

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED

1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.


2. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4. Never ask a 3-year old to hold a tomato.

5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair


7. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic-tac.

8. Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.

9. School lunches stick to the wall.

10. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

11. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?

LA Police Department:
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.

Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road.
I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
I don't know any chickens.
I have never known any chickens.

Dr. Suess: Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!

Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.

Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens
will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.

Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road,
and that was good enough for us.

Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Karl Marx:
It was a historical inevitability.

Saddam Hussain:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion
and we were quite justified in dropping
50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Ronald Reagan:
What chicken?

Captain James T. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Fox Mulder:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes.
How many more chickens have
to cross before you believe it?

Machiavelli:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road.
Who cares why?
The end of crossing the road justifies
whatever motive there was.

Bill Gates:
I have just released Chicken Coop 98,
which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs,
file your important documents,
and balance your check book --
and Explorer is an inextricable
part of the operating system.

Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or
did the road move beneath the chicken?

Sunday, April 09, 2006

award-winning photographs





Sunday, April 02, 2006

Redneck Definitions

MOUSE
Whut eats the grain in the barn.

PROMPT
Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.

PORT
Fancy Flatlander wine

SOFTWARE
Them plastic forks and knifs.

FLOPPY DISC
Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.

HARD DRIVE
Gettin home in the winter time.

KEYBOARD
Whar ya hang the keys.

DOT MATRIX
Old Dan Matrix's wife.

LOG ON
Makin a wood stove hotter.

CHIP
Munchies fer the TV.

MOUSE PAD
That hippie talk fer the rat hole.

MAINFRAME
Holds up the barn roof.

ENTER
Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"

MODEM
Whut cha did to the hay fields.

LOG OFF
Don't add no more wood.

BYTE
Whut them flys do.

WINDOWS
Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.

MICRO CHIP
Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.

MONITOR
Keepin an eye on the wood stove.

SCREEN
Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.

DOWNLOAD
Gettin the farwood off the truk.

RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY
Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.

RAM
That thar thing whut splits the farwood.

MEGA HERTZ
When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.

LAP TOP
Whar the kitty sleeps.